Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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