If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
the raccoons are back...
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