your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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