Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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