Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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