have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize