You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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