he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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