y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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