did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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