she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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