Porn is love you can see.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So I just went to clothing optional bar
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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