that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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