We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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