We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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