Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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