i already hear my dad disowning me
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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