To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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