I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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