Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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