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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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