Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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