i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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