ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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