I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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