why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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