the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize