I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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