Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Dick very happy bro
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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