Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
pray to the hookup gods
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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