they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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