we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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