Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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