i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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