lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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