You can't special order awesome
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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