Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I'm really busy with my period
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