come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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