dude i'm inner monologue high
Just cropdusted the office
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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