Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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