:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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