You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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