She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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