You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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