i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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