i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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