all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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