how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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