Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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