"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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